I have wrestled dragons with my bare hands. Slain wolves the size of longboats. I have fought in more battles than most gods twice my age. So tell me… How much more worthy must I be?

dangering:

dangering:

what if cows moaned when you milked them

im so lonely

lanashiftdelrey:

being the third wheel

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oyasumimi:

ok but how many black-haired, blue-eyed boyfriends can one person have

borders / granice - photo exhibition by Piotr Bondarczyk & Piotr Sikora

Polish traditional costumes presented by people of different nationalities!

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*

kyousakura:

HORROR MOVIE ADS ON YOUTUBE THAT U CANT SKIP

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pertinax-virtus:

returnerofthesky:



think of how fucking alien and strange this looks to someone with no knowledge of pokemon

pertinax-virtus:

returnerofthesky:

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think of how fucking alien and strange this looks to someone with no knowledge of pokemon