I have wrestled dragons with my bare hands. Slain wolves the size of longboats. I have fought in more battles than most gods twice my age. So tell me… How much more worthy must I be?
being the third wheel
ok but how many black-haired, blue-eyed boyfriends can one person have
borders / granice - photo exhibition by Piotr Bondarczyk & Piotr Sikora
Polish traditional costumes presented by people of different nationalities!
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*
HORROR MOVIE ADS ON YOUTUBE THAT U CANT SKIP